How is it you sing?

unclefather:

unclefather:
unclefather:
unclefather:
Dear lunchables,
today i opened one of your ham and cheddar lunchables. i was surprised to find that i did NOT have an equal amount of toppings. i was missing 1 piece of ham. as you know, it is hard to make a cracker sandwich with only a piece of cheese. i would like it if you sent me that 1 piece of ham in the mail so i may finish my lunchable.
sincerely,
Sierra Seybold
March 24th, 2013
Dear lunchables,
it has been 2 years and i still have not received a complementary piece of ham. today, it happened to me again and i was reminded of that awful day 2 years ago when i was not able to correctly finish my lunchable due to a ham shortage. if you do not reply soon, i will take legal action.
sincerely,
Sierra Seybold
March 20th, 2015
It’s July 20th, 2017 and yet, I haven’t gotten my ham
It’s been 5 years. This is horrible customer service

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theajesaysashe:

itsvegetasamahoe:
The Amazing world of Gumball writers have been unleashed
AND THAT IS THE TEA

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weirdunicorn:

trichofishomania:
aquaristlifeforme:
Zoos prevent extinction. This is why I support zoos. This is why the world should support zoos.
Meme credit goes to the zookeepers at
www.facebook.com/ZoosSavingSpecies
@zoossavingspecies
Good zoos save species!!!
This is the kind of thing I tell people when they go off on me being anti-captivity towards marine amusement parks. Zoos and “amusement” parks are totally different things.
Zoos help animals by having breeding programs like those mentioned above, marine parks harm animals by treating them like circus animals and forcing them to do tricks under incredibly stressful conditions and breeding for profit not for saving the species.
Know the difference.

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nest:

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thebootydiaries:

friend: you have great music taste!
me: thnks fr th cmplmnt

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petitetimidgay:

the amount of gay shit i can’t do because i don’t have local gay pals is astounding

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jaxgreen27:

int0themidnightsun:
novelconcepts:
Repeat after me, kids: your significant other liking multiple genders does nothing to invalidate the fact that they like you best.
It simply means that they could have chosen literally anyone on earth, regardless of gender, and yet they still picked you.
This is really important.

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