How is it you sing?

unclefather: unclefather: unclefather: unclefather: Dear lunchables, today i opened one of your...

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 05:41:39 -0400

unclefather:

unclefather:

unclefather:

Dear lunchables,

today i opened one of your ham and cheddar lunchables. i was surprised to find that i did NOT have an equal amount of toppings. i was missing 1 piece of ham. as you know, it is hard to make a cracker sandwich with only a piece of cheese. i would like it if you sent me that 1 piece of ham in the mail so i may finish my lunchable.

sincerely,

Sierra Seybold

March 24th, 2013

Dear lunchables,

it has been 2 years and i still have not received a complementary piece of ham. today, it happened to me again and i was reminded of that awful day 2 years ago when i was not able to correctly finish my lunchable due to a ham shortage. if you do not reply soon, i will take legal action.

sincerely,

Sierra Seybold

March 20th, 2015

It’s July 20th, 2017 and yet, I haven’t gotten my ham

It’s been 5 years. This is horrible customer service

theajesaysashe: itsvegetasamahoe: The Amazing world of Gumball...

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 04:08:32 -0400

theajesaysashe:

itsvegetasamahoe:

The Amazing world of Gumball writers have been unleashed

AND THAT IS THE TEA

weirdunicorn: trichofishomania: aquaristlifeforme: Zoos...

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 01:53:09 -0400

weirdunicorn:

trichofishomania:

aquaristlifeforme:

Zoos prevent extinction. This is why I support zoos. This is why the world should support zoos.
Meme credit goes to the zookeepers at www.facebook.com/ZoosSavingSpecies @zoossavingspecies

Good zoos save species!!!

This is the kind of thing I tell people when they go off on me being anti-captivity towards marine amusement parks. Zoos and “amusement” parks are totally different things.

Zoos help animals by having breeding programs like those mentioned above, marine parks harm animals by treating them like circus animals and forcing them to do tricks under incredibly stressful conditions and breeding for profit not for saving the species.

Know the difference.

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Wed, 27 Jun 2018 01:12:36 -0400

nest:

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 01:06:26 -0400

nest:

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Wed, 27 Jun 2018 00:55:46 -0400

thebootydiaries:friend: you have great music taste!me: thnks fr th cmplmnt

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 00:55:23 -0400

thebootydiaries:

friend: you have great music taste!
me: thnks fr th cmplmnt

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Wed, 27 Jun 2018 00:55:19 -0400

petitetimidgay:the amount of gay shit i can’t do because i don’t have local gay pals is astounding

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 00:55:06 -0400

petitetimidgay:

the amount of gay shit i can’t do because i don’t have local gay pals is astounding

jaxgreen27: int0themidnightsun: novelconcepts: Repeat after me, kids: your significant other...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 23:46:28 -0400

jaxgreen27:

int0themidnightsun:

novelconcepts:

Repeat after me, kids: your significant other liking multiple genders does nothing to invalidate the fact that they like you best.

It simply means that they could have chosen literally anyone on earth, regardless of gender, and yet they still picked you.

This is really important.

theartingace: some unicoorns for JuuunicooooornI’d forgotten...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 23:39:17 -0400

theartingace:

some unicoorns for Juuunicooooorn
I’d forgotten how relaxing drawing unicorns is <3

zombieheroine: Who ever claimed that Megatron couldn’t do committed relationships when he’s been...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 23:36:46 -0400

zombieheroine:

Who ever claimed that Megatron couldn’t do committed relationships when he’s been fully dedicated to his status as the nemesis to Optimus Prime for millions of years

axisdesai: placesoftimeandspace: gokuma: dynespark: ciphersnazzy: incomingtransmissionfromearth...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 23:35:21 -0400

axisdesai:

placesoftimeandspace:

gokuma:

dynespark:

ciphersnazzy:

incomingtransmissionfromearth:

thepeacefulknight:

dirkcourser:

there are many atrocities in this world but none as severe as the fact that using transformers reaction photos isn’t common place

i mean

do you have any idea how many moods can only be conveyed by these images? do people make these powerful of expressions? i think not!

You forgot these

and

AND

I just gotta include

IM TOTALLY WITH Y'ALL THO THIS IS GOOD CONTENT

Adding a few more to this blessing of a post~

Here’s another 10 for you.

presenting my favs:

@derptastic-penguin

Goddamn it now i might have to read them…

thebootydiaries: Say no more

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 23:28:14 -0400

thebootydiaries:

Say no more

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 23:24:37 -0400

sullengirlalmlghty:i can’t express how important normie gay friends are. you all need gay friends...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 23:23:26 -0400

sullengirlalmlghty:

i can’t express how important normie gay friends are. you all need gay friends who are not aware of discourse in any way.

on my wedding night

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:56:55 -0400

kingcheddarxvii:

me: *sobbing*

my wife: what’s wrong

me: I can’t believe a girl likes me

foulmouthedliberty: quakerjoe: http://www.trumphotels.org/ ALL...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:50:35 -0400

foulmouthedliberty:

quakerjoe:

http://www.trumphotels.org/

ALL FUCKING HAIL, THIS IS BRILLIANT

therandomninjakitty: low self-esteem possum

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:49:20 -0400

therandomninjakitty:

low self-esteem possum

goodeye-cyborg: If I was an animal I would be an aye aye because I too am irredeemably ugly to the...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:47:46 -0400

goodeye-cyborg:

If I was an animal I would be an aye aye because I too am irredeemably ugly to the vast majority of the population

Well you are very cute and loveable to me 💖💖💖💖